is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
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