Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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