I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
