I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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