Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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