Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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