so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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