Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
last night I used snow as a chaser
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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