so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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