He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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