So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
How does one acquire holy water?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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