should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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