i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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