Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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