Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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