i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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