Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
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