Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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