worst night to have a conscience
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
