This girl is more easily done than said...
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
