Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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