You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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