She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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