I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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