I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Randomize
