You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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