To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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