I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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