We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
We just shotgunned beers for America
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
