left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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