You're a womanizer and a bitch.
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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