you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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