Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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