my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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