i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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