god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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