You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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