Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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