It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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