So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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