Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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