just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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