you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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