oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
soo... how was my night?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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