So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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