I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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