i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
it's like iHOP with fire
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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