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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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