That's when you crack a 10am beer
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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