yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
the raccoons are back...
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