my soul wont recognize me after tonight
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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